dreaming of a duct tape revenge
Hubby is out for the evening.........BITCH FEST TIME! lol
See that picture above? It's my personal collection of hot pink ear plugs. They live by my side of the bed and are essential to my sanity. As you can guess, I sleep with a gawd-awful snorer. He puts The Three Stooges to shame. There's not much snoring going on when I am still up......but as soon as I lay my head down, get comfy & cozy and the Sandman draws near........the fun begins.
As I lay there, with my ear plugs securely inserted.......I can still faintly hear the Metallica concert sleeping next to me. I kick, push, wake him up to make him roll over........all the while pondering the use of a roll of duct tape. I mean a WHOLE roll.
Just to be able to stuff cotton up his nose, a pair of dirty socks in his mouth, and cover his whole entire head with a roll of duct tape..........and get away with it.
Hubby is out for the evening.........BITCH FEST TIME! lol
See that picture above? It's my personal collection of hot pink ear plugs. They live by my side of the bed and are essential to my sanity. As you can guess, I sleep with a gawd-awful snorer. He puts The Three Stooges to shame. There's not much snoring going on when I am still up......but as soon as I lay my head down, get comfy & cozy and the Sandman draws near........the fun begins.
As I lay there, with my ear plugs securely inserted.......I can still faintly hear the Metallica concert sleeping next to me. I kick, push, wake him up to make him roll over........all the while pondering the use of a roll of duct tape. I mean a WHOLE roll.
Just to be able to stuff cotton up his nose, a pair of dirty socks in his mouth, and cover his whole entire head with a roll of duct tape..........and get away with it.
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