I wish I could.......

let out a good long fart, or a mighty burp........I am SO full and bloated! We went to Red Lobster tonight and I pigged out on lobster chops, scallops, rice, fries, stuffed mushrooms, clam strips, crab legs, coke and beer. I'm ready to explode!
I usually don't feed my face this much, but I just go gaa-gaa when I dine at Red Lobster.

Stick a pin in me and let the air out.

Tums, I need Tums.