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We headed over to see Joe (stepdad) this morning to bring him more snacks. Either HE ate all the snacks that he had over there, or someone else helped themselves. It could go either way.
We walked in the room and he's laying there with is pants down and skid marks all over the bed. He has a terrible habit of pulling his pants down and plastering wet farts on the sheet. If he would just keep his pants up, this unpleasantness would be hidden in his BVD's. I am so tired of seeing his wrinkled NUTS and shitty ass. ::sigh::
Fortunately, his aide came in and washed him up.......of course, we exited the room and waited for her to finish. I felt so sorry for her! What a shitty job! Blech.
I may sound a little harsh when speaking of him here.......but, he is the worst pain in the butt that ever walked the earth. I love him, but at times I don't like him very much. Hubby and I have dubbed him as, "Baby Hughy". He acts just like a big over grown baby......ALL the time.
We headed over to see Joe (stepdad) this morning to bring him more snacks. Either HE ate all the snacks that he had over there, or someone else helped themselves. It could go either way.
We walked in the room and he's laying there with is pants down and skid marks all over the bed. He has a terrible habit of pulling his pants down and plastering wet farts on the sheet. If he would just keep his pants up, this unpleasantness would be hidden in his BVD's. I am so tired of seeing his wrinkled NUTS and shitty ass. ::sigh::
Fortunately, his aide came in and washed him up.......of course, we exited the room and waited for her to finish. I felt so sorry for her! What a shitty job! Blech.
I may sound a little harsh when speaking of him here.......but, he is the worst pain in the butt that ever walked the earth. I love him, but at times I don't like him very much. Hubby and I have dubbed him as, "Baby Hughy". He acts just like a big over grown baby......ALL the time.
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I was about to buy one of your pipe cabinets off of your “business” site, unfortunately, after seeing how gassy you and your family seem to be, I don’t think I want to risk having some sort of stench-riddled cabinet arriving from your home. Same thing goes with the yarns at Michael’s Crafts - who the hell would want to take lessons in a closed environment with rotten enchilada-scented materials? I sure wouldn’t.
You are 50 years old? You are 50 and already you’re having gas problems!?!?
Hmmm...I wonder how old your poor step-father was when the uncontrollable urges to “poot” began. Imagine how much worse YOU will be at the ripe old age of 91 - imagine YOUR skid marks. Imagine how fast your kid will be driving your withered feces stained ass to the nursing home (being that he “races”) since the example that you’ve set with your uncompassionate remarks and actions are what is seen.
Your step-father is NINETY ONE YEARS OLD, woman. You have the gall to call HIM selfish? My goodness, you ARE the typical “classy” South Jersey dweller.
Apparently, you were never brought up to respect your elders. Just shove them into a nursing home when the going gets tough. You write, “the Demon” is an “infant who still wants to suckle on mother's breast.” - oh how I wish I could fast-forward 40 years to see how well you hold up...
I am sure, since he’s your step-father, there IS definitely some dysfunction in your family (as you’ve already stated.) And I am not about to attempt to get all Freudian on you - it’s just not worth it, actually - but, if someone is 91 years old, and you write “He has done nothing but drive all of us nuts with his whining, complaining, bitching, moaning” HE IS 91 YEARS OLD. Granted, after reading the boring details of your life (“I just farted. My step-dad poops. Boo hoo. I went to wal-mart. I want to shoot myself”) if that is one tenth the crap that your step-father had to put up with - hell, I would be whining, complaining, bitching and moaning, too.
GET A LIFE, “LADY”.
good luck to your step-dad, I pray he lives til 103 years old!
Allison...
You have no clue WHO Chris is...WHAT she and her mother have been thru with her step-father...and HOW great a person she is...
So, shut the FUCK UP and get a life!
(Sorry Chris...but, STUPID PEOPLE just PISS ME OFF!)
Wow Allison -
It's truly amazing how you are somehow able to figure out Chris' entire life by reading one (or maybe even two?) posts. Thank GOD you arrived and explained everything.
Now, isn't it time for you to climb off your fucking pedestal and perhaps tend to your own family instead of insulting other people and being to chicken to leave a real email address?
Moron.
Wow Allison -
It's truly amazing how you are somehow able to figure out Chris' entire life by reading one (or maybe even two?) posts. Thank GOD you arrived and explained everything.
Now, isn't it time for you to climb off your fucking pedestal and perhaps tend to your own family instead of insulting other people and being to chicken to leave a real email address?
Moron.
Heh - I posted twice.
Moron says what?
What?
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yeah, shut the fuck up, moron!
Thanks, Ladies. LOL
I am in the process of setting up a blog (and it may be finished someday! LOL!). The blogs name is because of people like you Allison! Idiots of the World Unite! It will consist of stories shared by everyone about the stupid things people like YOU do. YOU (and people like you) are the reason I am starting it. Their are too many self absorbed, judgemental people out their that have nothing better to do than attemp to make other people miserable. Your life has got to be a miserable existance. HOW DARE YOU Judge Chris. You do not know Chris. You read one post where she vented on a real life issue and tore her to shreds. WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF BEING SO HURTFUL.
By the way ALLISON......If you DON'T Fart, YOU HAVE THE ISSUES! Everyone does and it is a physiological process that is a normal part of digestion. OBVIOUSLY age has nothing to do with farting or as you put it.."gas problems". I guess you must be so anal retentive and have such a tight squeeze on your own bodily functions that you need to release your frustrations and "gas problems" in writing.
GO TAKE A DUMP AND GET OVER YOURSELF!
You are too funny, Kat! LOL
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