My Christmas morning......

I wake to Daisy sniffing my mouth (checking for morning breath, I imagine) and Dixie flapping my slipper in my face. "Morning, my girlies!". I get out of bed and stumble over the dogs heading for the bathroom. I yell out, "Merry Christmas!". The first human voice I hear is hubby's........."If you gotta get in the bathroom, better hurry up......Caine has to shit."
and.......he did. Merry Christmas to you guys too.